My life is starting to have some meatingi ate a olive loaf sandwich and it tasted bad
Well no shit. What the fuck do you expect olive loaf to taste like? Good?!
How can you resist something that looks like that? I mean, just look at it!
Well, it looks fucking horrible. What? Do you eat cat food or something? Hell, cat food is probably better than that shit.
You should taste some cat food as confirmation.
They make some pretty high quality cat food. I bet Sheba brand is edible.
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