My life is starting to have some meaning as well.
Just kidding. I am still visiting this forum.

LOL! I think to make my life have meaning, I'm going to buy a big revolver and shoot little animals with it.

I'd perfer this: A couple of .500 hollow point rounds and you'll be blasting rabbit pieces into orbit.

As much as the Model 500 ruins shit, the Taurus 44 Ten costs about 1/3 to 1/4 of the price (in a real store, anyways) and can use .410 shells. Since they don't make 50 caliber shotgun shells, I'll stick with the Taurus. I'm hoping that I'm right and that the local gov't will consider firing .410 from a revolver as hunting with a shotgun so I don't need multiple guns laying around. I'll call in about that after I get the gun since I pretty much want it anyways. Hillariously, our state laws have no upper and lower bounds on bullet caliber and our weapons restrictions are rather odd, so if I could get one, I could hunt any varmint, rabbit, squirrel, or deer with a Model 500. The only major issues are that you can't use .22 (because it's rimfire) on deer, and all birds except crows have to be shot with shotguns hence why I want something that takes shells.

That thing fires shotgun shells? What the fuck. That is awesome.

I prefer swords and to just have them

I'd love to hunt with a machete or something equally stupid, but I'd also like to not be an un-productive piece of shit all of my life. Thus, I need a gun if I'm going to hunt.

Only ancient Japanese people and dumb-ass mouth-breathing American otakus perfer swords to guns. The closest thing to a useful bladed weapon is a bayonet.