Merry [non-denominational winter holiday]!
Maybe if your lucky, the Belsnickle will bring you toys instead of beating the fuck out of you with a switch. PS- Non PA Dutch people may need to google Belsnickle. On the chosen evening, Belsnickle would knock on the door and enter, carrying a stick or whip and the bag of goodies, Essig said.

Sounds like someone whose ass I would kick.

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